the office quotes

The Office quotes Michael often as he is one of the main characters of the show and just like Jim and Dwight say some really crazy things. If you doubt what I am saying, then go ahead and read some of his quotes. Be sure to also read The Office quotes Jim, he is very wacky. Below check out The Office quotes Michael, he is crazy!

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael

“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.” – Michael

“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.” – Michael

“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” – Michael

“No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” – Michael

“An office is not for dying. An office is a place for living life to the fullest, to the max, to… an office is a place where dreams come true.” – Michael

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael

“I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.” – Michael

“I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and have worms.” – Michael

“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” – Michael

“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael

“You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice … strike three.” – Michael

“I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here.” – Michael

“I understand nothing.” – Michael

“Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was … No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” – Michael

“Okay, too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.” – Michael

“It’s a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.” – Michael

“I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.” – Michael

“That’s what she said.” – Michael

Well did you agree with what was said earlier about the craze stuff Michael said? If you had to choose who would you consider the funniest of the three of them? You can also read The Office quotes Dwight, this may help you decide on the question asked. Michael Scott was played by Steve Carell who left the show in Season 7, Episode 22.