lilo and stitch quotes
 
Lilo and Stitch quotes are a compilation of remarks made by the characters in the movie. Some of what was said has been compiled to share, especially the most famous ones. You will find a combination of funny quotes that will bring back memories from when you watched the movie.
 
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Lilo and Stich is a story about a little girl from Hawaii who finds a dog that apparently isn’t what it appears to be. Her relationship at home isn’t at its best but circumstances eventually change all of that.
 

Lilo And Stitch Quotes

 
Lilo and Stitch quotes are funny and truly the sort of things you would expect a family to say to each other.
 
“Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!”
Lilo
 
“Oh great! He’s loose!”
Pleakley
 
“I’m sorry I bit you… and pulled your hair… and punched you in the face…”
Lilo
 
“Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.”
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
 
“His destructive programming is taking effect. He’ll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he’ll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.”
Jumbra
 
“Aloha!”
Stitch
 
“Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed!”
Gantu
 
“Also cute and fluffy!”
Stitch
 
“Lilo! There you are, “Honey Face!” This is Mr…’Bubbles.’”
Nani
 
“Nice to meet you.”
Mr.Cobra Bubbles
 

Lilo And Stitch Quotes Family

 
Lilo and Stitch quotes family portrays what it is like to be a family who looks out for each other when the going gets rough.
 
“Your knuckles say “cobra”…”Cobra Bubbles”… you don’t… *look* like a social worker.”
Lilo
 
“I’m a special classification.”
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
 
“We’re getting off the subject. Let’s talk about you. Are you… happy?”
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
 
“I’m adjusted.”
Lilo
 
“I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street… and take long naps…”
Lilo
 
“and get disciplined?”
Lilo
 
“Disciplined?”
Mr. Cobra Bubbles
 
“Yeah! She disciplines me real good.”
Lilo
 
“Okay, that’s enough sugar for you! Go out and play, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?”
Nani
 
“Let me illuminate you on the percarious situation you’ve found yourself in. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.”
Mr.Cobra Bubbles
 

Lilo And Stich Quotes Funny

 
Lilo and Stich quotes funny take a brief look at some of the funniest moments of the show, it is a family fun movie.
 
“Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!”
Lilo
 
“Bricks?”
Mr.Cobra Bubbles
 
“Uh huh… in a pillow case…”
Lilo
 
“I think it’s a koala, an evil koala. I can’t even pet him! He just keeps staring at me, like he’s gonna eat me!”
Nani
 
“Leave me alone to diiiiie.”
Lilo
 
“Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys… But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.”
Lilo
 
“I shouldn’t have yelled at you..”
Nani
 
“We’re sisters… It’s our job.”
Lilo
 
“I like you better as a sister than a mom.”
Nani
 
“Yeah, well, from now on…”
Nani
 

Lilo And Stich Quotes Ohana

 
Lilo and Stich quotes ohana is the same as family, ohana means family in Hawaiian, and despite the challenges some families face sticking together really matters.
 
“Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.”
Lilo
 
“And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?”
Lilo
 
“Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!”
Resue Lady
 
“Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?”
Lilo
 
“You have to think of a name for him.”
Rescue Lady
 
“His name is…’Stitch.’”
Lilo
 
“Now that’s not a real name…”
Rescue Lady
 
“Oh, you are such a pain.”
Nani
 
“Then why don’t you sell me an’ buy a rabbit instead?”
Lilo
 
“At least a rabbit would behave better than you!”
Nani
 
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Lilo and Stitch quotes were fun to read and I hope you had a ball checking out the summary of the movie by basically reading the quotes above.