funny travel quotes
 
Funny travel quotes are a combination of witty jokes and sayings that people share to make traveling sound fun and it really is by the way. It is all about having fun with what you do and share your thoughts with the world.
 
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Funny Travel Quotes

 
“Forget champagne and caviar – Taste the world instead!”
Hostelgeeks
 
“Me: “I want to travel more”, the bank account: “Like, to the park?”
Unknown
 
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
Unknown
 
“Men to the left because woman are always right”
Unknown
 
“The journey, not the arrival, matters.”
T. S. Eliot
 
“Once a year, go somewhere you’ve never been before.”
The Dalai Lama
 
“It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!”
Unknown
 
“Have a fun(tache)tic day!.”
Unknown
 

Funny Travel Jokes

 
“I need Vitamin sea”
Hostelgeeks
 
“What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate”
Unknown
 
“What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.”
Unknown
 
“Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks? Mini-soda!”
Unknown
 
“With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.”
Unknown
 
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
Unknown
 
“What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?!”
Unknown
 
“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.”
Unknown
 

Famous Travel Quotes

 
“The World is a book and those who do not travel read only a page.”
Saint Augistine
 
“Not all those who wander are lost”
J R R Tolkien
 
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all”
Hellen Keller
 
“Take only memories, leave only footprints”
Chief Seattle
 
“My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. U should of saw her face as I drove pasta.”
Unknown
 
“Don’t worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn’t be lost much longer.”
Unknown
 
“Young riders pick a destination and go… Old riders pick a direction and go”
Unknown
 
“I applied for a job today and they ask for three references. I wrote, “a dictionary, a Thesaurus, and a map.”
Unknown
 
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Funny travel quotes should get you excited about taking a trip somewhere, traveling is fun and being happy is where it’s at.