funny friday quotes
So it’s finally F R I D A Y! The day everybody has been waiting for all week. And I’m sure that the work efficiency rate is quite low today. But I can’t blame you since Friday marks the beginning of the weekend. Be sure to check out funny monday quotes, quite the opposite feeling to Friday!

Whether you are looking forward to watching a football game, a date night with the woman of your dreams, bar hopping with your friends tonight, or just a game and movie night with the family, here are humorous insights that will make your Friday even better:

“The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays… I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down…, I think I have it all backwards…! Friday is funny!” – Unknown

“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. “ – Richard Nelson Bolles

“It is always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves…they tend to spill over.” – Kai Sinclair

“I know each day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.” – Unknown

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” – Amy Neftzger

“The famous F word we Thank God for every week, Friday!” – Unknown

“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I Always Give 100 Percentage At Work 13 Percentage Monday, 22 Percentage Tuesday, 26 Percentage Wednesday, 35 Percentage Thursday, 4 Percentage Friday.” – Unknown

“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” – Unknown

“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” – Noel Coward

“Thank God it’s Friday because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!” – Unknown

“The weekends are too short for sleep!” – Bryant A. Loney

“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” – D.S. Mixell

“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!”- D.S. Mixell

“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” – Unknown

“I added some Friday to your food. You’re welcome.” – Unknown

“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with MonThurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.” – Unknown

“Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food.” – Unknown

“Kick up those heels. It’s Friday. It’s Friday. It’s Friday.” – Unknown

“If Friday had a face I would kiss it.” – Unknown

“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth storey window on Friday.” – Unknown

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henny Youngman

“It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.” – Unknown

“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” – Unknown

“It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.” – Unknown

Here is a bit, the workday is finally over, and you will be welcoming the start of your two-day freedom. Kickstart it by sending the funny and happy Friday quotes above to your friends, family friends, and significant other. Be sure to also read funny thursday quotes as you prepare for Friday. Enjoy the weekend!