funny wednesday quotes

Wednesday quotes talk about a day that suffers its own ridicules just like Monday and other days of the week. Life becomes easier if we look at it differently. Then each day will be much easier to face especially if you look at it in a funny way. You can also read funny friday quotes in preparation for the weekend. That is the intent of this page so I hope you do enjoy reading funny Wednesday quotes.

“Wednesday’s child is full of woe.” – Unknown

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls

“Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.” – Unknown

“It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.” – Unknown

“Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!” – Unknown

“Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

“Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.” – Unknown

“Without the week, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks

“Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???” – Unknown

“To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.” – Unknown

“Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein

“Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.” – Dr. Samuel Johnson

“It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T. Hincks

“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.” – Unknown

“There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” – John Major

“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.” – Unknown

“When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”- Albert Einstein

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham

“It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!” – Unknown

“In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.” – Unknown

“If you see me talking to myself. I’m having a staff meeting.” – Unknown

“Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.” – Unknown

“Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.” – Unknown

“Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.” – Mitzi Chandler

“Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.” – Unknown

“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky

“When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.” – Unknown

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Unknown

“Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.” – Unknown

“Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.” – Unknown

“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

“Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.” – Unknown

“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” – Anthony T. Hincks

Don’t let the thought of the middle of the week bother you, look at it this way, it’s not the beginning but rather closer to the weekend. Now that we are on the topic of days you can also read funny tuesday quotes. As Wednesday disappears lookout for Thursday which is closer to Friday.