funny famous people quotes

For actors, they say that it is easier to make the viewers cry than to make them laugh, which I strongly agree with. Being naturally funny is a talent that most people adore. That’s how many people became famous. Be sure to check out funny celebrity quotes for more about famous people.

After all, laughter is the best medicine. That is precisely what we need in this world full of uncertainties and, sometimes, miseries. So if you are feeling down and you need something to brighten up your day, these funny quotations by famous people will certainly do the trick:

“Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” – Carl Sandburg

“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.” – Conan O’Brien

“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.” – Marilyn Monroe

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – A.A. Milne

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

“Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” – George Carlin

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him. – Oscar Wilde

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. – Lou Erickson

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. – Woody Allen

Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window. Or break down a door. – Brooke Shields

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. – Robert Downey Jr.

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it’s probably your turn to buy. – Bill Murray

May these funny quotes from the most popular individuals inspire you and put a smile on your face, don’t forget about funny friday quotes as they are quite hilarious. Send them to your loved ones too so they will have something to read as well when they are doing nothing or if they are sad.